netlfix:

in all my years i have never finished a pencil

(Source: netlfix, via hate)

santanico-pandemonium:

being responsible for a boner is pretty cool.

It’s my favorite hobby

(Source: sweetflattery, via getdowncrizzy)

bootyscientist:

u eva meet somebody wit an ashy personality? like they need to lubricate they soul

(via getdowncrizzy)

virguin:

how can i be ready for future when i’m not even ready to get up in the morning

(via hate)

offsetshawty:

Girl: uhhhhhh I’ll take a coke
Server: alright and for you sir?
Me: nothin this hoe knew she was posed to get water w/ lemon nevermind tho we finna go thank you

(via getdowncrizzy)

thatdudeemu:

fullprincessmode:

I just wanna suck a dick right now. who’s around?

The Lord is and you need to have a talk with him

(Source: cuntywest, via getdowncrizzy)